I am in a ring of chaos.
This week is spent driving around and around in circles.
It is the final week of term and I am, quite frankly, bloody exhausted.
Last week was all pink and glitter and fairy birthday parties.
This week is a lot of deadlines, a lot of school swimming lessons, a lot of opthamologist appointments and a lot of snatched chores between driving from pillar to post.
Coffee is not enough.
I have had to pull favours from a lot of school mums (Amanda and Mica and Karen and Tammy - if you are reading - thank you so much...) and I have had to juggle appointments and interviews and work and the gym.
This post is bought to you by my iPhone in the car as I wait to help out at school swimming lessons.
From which I will have to fly back from and break all speed limits to make it in time to Lexie's kindy graduation.
Oh god, it is too depressing to start listing all the places I have to be today.
I am knackered, the kids are exhausted.
It pissed it down with rain and thunder just as we got into the car to go to school. My bum got so wet doing their seatbelts up that it feels like I have wet myself.
I am starving as I forgot to grab breakfast and the revolting aroma of chlorine from the swimming pool is making my existing headache even worse.
I got less than four hours sleep last night, and the deadlines are still looming.
Give me strength.
And bring on the school holidays. Let me break out of this ring of chaos..